How madame foster licked the bloody knife

How madame foster licked the bloody knife 
This is not a sexy story. At no point will I refrence MLP, Spongebob, Avatar, the laste chairbender, or claim that I was raped by an army of bisexual women. There was no hyper-realistic blood, and no burned jews. JK! This Is a lost episode creepypasta! EVERY CLICHÉ POSSIBLE!!!! Here we go! 
 I love prince. And shrek. My brother gave me an XBIX 630 for Yashuamas as a death day gift. I LOVED IT!! It came with a betamax tape that said "Fost is love". I put it in my VHS camera and on the screen was gabe newell. He said he was sorry that FANF 4 was cancelled. (4-1=3! HL3 CONFIRMERD!!)But now madame foster took a knife and cut open a cat. She ate the cat. (HL3 CONFIRMERD!)But then some shit went dwn m7 (FUCK YOU, BRONIES! YOU AIN'T AUSTRALIAN PRINCE)Ash ketchum sent out pikachu who thunderbolted her in the face. Then, I noticed that my door was locked. I kicked it down and saw bugs bunny. After beating the shit out of him, the tape ended. That night I had a dream
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